1 00:00:02,060 --> 00:00:04,060 Hang on. 2 00:00:04,150 --> 00:00:05,690 The gold rush is on in Hazzard County 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,590 and everybody wants their split. 4 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:09,290 The eyes of Texas are upon you. 5 00:00:09,370 --> 00:00:11,590 Cause I got a feelin' these here rhinestone cowboys 6 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,160 'are tryin' to cover somethin' up.' 7 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:15,250 'Gold, gold?' 8 00:00:17,030 --> 00:00:20,340 Get 'em! I want them greedy gold-grabbin' Dukes. 9 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:24,690 The boys need our help. Let's get goin'. 10 00:00:27,430 --> 00:00:29,920 - I can't watch. - Me neither. 11 00:00:37,230 --> 00:00:40,620 ♪ Just two good ol' boys ♪ 12 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:44,580 ♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪ 13 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,890 ♪ Beats all you never saw ♪ 14 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:51,850 ♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪ 15 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:55,250 ♪ Straightnin' the curves ♪ 16 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:59,250 ♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪ 17 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:03,510 ♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪ 18 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:08,000 ♪ Makin' their way ♪ 19 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:11,090 ♪ The only way they know how ♪ 20 00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:18,140 ♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪ 21 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:21,360 ♪ Just two good ol' boys ♪ 22 00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:24,320 ♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪ 23 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:29,800 ♪ Fightin' the system like a two modern day Robin Hood ♪ 24 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,410 'Yee-haw!' 25 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:41,420 Hazzard County, when you see the Duke boys barreling along 26 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:42,990 you can bet somethin's cookin'. 27 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,470 Cooter said Doc left town about ten minutes ago. 28 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,210 If we're gonna catch 'em, you better step on it. 29 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:51,430 Bo, now, don't drive reckless. Don't hurry on my account. 30 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,480 Uncle Jesse, we ain't lettin' another sun set 31 00:01:55,570 --> 00:01:58,790 without gettin' that tooth of yours taken care of. 32 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:01,700 I swear, the only thing more painful than a toothache 33 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:03,790 is a earache you get from listenin' 34 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,790 to somebody bellyaching about his toothache. 35 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,230 You got that right. Hey! There he is, straight ahead. 36 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,410 'Alright.' 37 00:02:21,070 --> 00:02:23,250 Hi, Jesse. Hi, boys. 38 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:26,210 Hey, Doc, pull over. Uncle Jesse's got a toothache. 39 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:28,120 What? I can't hear you? 40 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:31,520 I said, he's got a toothache. He's got to have it looked at. 41 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:47,270 You know, there are some people who'd eat a live rattle snake 42 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,790 head first, than to sit down in a dentist's chair. 43 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,670 And you're lookin' at one of them. 44 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,630 I'm goin'. Just don't rush me. 45 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:57,450 Matter of fact, I could've said gettin' Jesse to see a dentist 46 00:02:57,540 --> 00:03:00,940 was like pullin' teeth. But I got my pride. 47 00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:07,730 Come on, Jesse, open your mouth. Don't fight me. 48 00:03:07,810 --> 00:03:09,770 Uncle Jesse, would you please open your mouth 49 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:11,470 for the nice dentist? 50 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,950 This puts me in mind at a time when ol' Jesse was laid up 51 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,690 and widow Campbell stopped by in the middle of the night. 52 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:21,610 Now, Luke, you can do.. 53 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:25,610 - What was that? - Just somethin' to relax you. 54 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,610 You'll feel better in a minute, Jesse. 55 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,790 That wasn't fair, Luke. 56 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,530 Now, let's take a look. 57 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:34,580 A-ha. 58 00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:38,100 Ah, Jesse, you've got some deep cavity there. 59 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:40,370 Can't stop to fix it now, Jesse. 60 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:42,670 I got an emergency over at Spencer Creek. 61 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,420 But in the meantime, I have some pain pills for you. 62 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,160 Take them, 'cause you're gonna need them. 63 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,590 Look. Luke, I want you to make sure he takes 64 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,290 one of those every four hours. 65 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:52,990 - Alright. No problem. - Okay? 66 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:56,250 - Jesse, I'll see you at 4. - I'll be waitin' for you. 67 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:58,040 Thank you, Doc. Come on, Uncle Jesse. 68 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,170 - Try to live through this. - Come on. 69 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:02,000 - Get out of the chair. - Well. 70 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:06,910 Thanks, Doc. Ha ha ha. 71 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:10,350 - Watch your step. - 'Yeah.' 72 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:26,240 And so Jesse and the boys headed back to the farm. 73 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:28,280 If that's all gonna happen this mornin' 74 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:31,460 we could all sit back and watch the pump drip dry. 75 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:33,550 But that's just a warm up for what's comin'. 76 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:42,520 You see what I mean? 77 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,000 Nice goin', Buck. 78 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,740 I heard that axle snap the instant we hit the rock. 79 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:49,830 Well, it should've. It took me long enough to file it. 80 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:53,790 - You alright, back there? - Oh, I am fine, just fine. 81 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:57,310 Here come the locals. Let's make it look good. 82 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,490 Gosh, you guys alright? 83 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:06,630 No thanks to you stupid road hogs. 84 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:10,060 Uh, hold on, hoss, it wasyou who almost crashed into us. 85 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:12,070 What did your buddy here do, anyway? 86 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:13,606 Take a correspondence course in drivin'? 87 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:16,160 Do you hear that, Buck? They're blamin' us. 88 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,380 Well, I'll take you home. They say blondes are more fun. 89 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:22,900 Buck, Dusty. Let's knock it off, boys. 90 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,340 These two rubes wrecked our car. 91 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:26,600 Yeah, it might've been deliberate. 92 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:29,040 How'd we know word hasn't leaked 'bout what we're carryin'? 93 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:31,130 I said knock it off. Uh, sorry, gentlemen. 94 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:33,170 I'm H.H. Harkness from Houston. 95 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:36,610 I'd be glad to pay for repairs to your car. 96 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:39,920 - Is there a garage in the area? - Yeah! Cooter's garage in town. 97 00:05:40,010 --> 00:05:41,970 I give him a holler on the CB 98 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,400 he'll have the dragon wagon out here in no time. 99 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:46,710 I'm mighty obliged, gentlemen. 100 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,450 Boys, if you're worried about bein' able to protect our cargo 101 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:51,980 I think a little target practice might be in order here. 102 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,690 Right. Ha ha. 103 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:17,350 Whatever that cargo is, they're serious about protecting it. 104 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,830 I think we best reach Cooter on the CB. 105 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:23,490 Uh, Mr. Cooter, sir. How bad is it? 106 00:06:23,570 --> 00:06:26,840 It's real bad. If it was a horse, we'd have to shoot it. 107 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,140 Even that axle is busted clean in too. 108 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:31,190 It's gonna take me about day and a half 109 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,630 to get you another one. 110 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:34,980 - A day and a half? - Day and a half. 111 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:39,980 Mr. Harkness. Uh, what about our, uh... you know, cargo? 112 00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:42,720 Yeah, we sure can't leave it lying around this dump. 113 00:06:42,810 --> 00:06:45,460 You boys just calm down. The sooner we get outta here 114 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:47,810 the sooner this fine mechanic can go to work. 115 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:49,900 It looks like an over-nighter for you boys. 116 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:52,120 About the best we can do is offer you the hospitality 117 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,730 of the Hogg Hilton. 118 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:57,260 Hogg Hilton, sounds inviting. I think I'll pass. 119 00:06:57,350 --> 00:07:01,260 If you boys could show us the hospitality of your town bank. 120 00:07:01,350 --> 00:07:03,610 Now, Boss Hogg might not welcome the Dukes.. 121 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,620 But even if the bank was closed 122 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:08,360 he'd gladly meet a grisly bear if it had a wallet. 123 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,100 How do you do, sir? You wanted to meet me? 124 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:14,060 It's my great pleasure. Allow me to introduce myself. 125 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:19,720 I'm J.D. Hogg. President of this grand ol' banking institution. 126 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,150 Mr. Hogg, this here is Mr. Harkness from Texas. 127 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,980 You two boys, vamoose. 128 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:25,420 Rosco, get 'em out. 129 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:27,640 - Yeah, you riffraff... - No, not him! 130 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,420 Oh, I'm so-I'm sorry about that. 131 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:31,470 - Them! - Luke, get your.. 132 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:33,470 Come on, come on. 133 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,340 Come on, Bo, we already got last year's calendar anyway. 134 00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:39,210 Please sit down here, sir. 135 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:42,610 Now, then, how can I be of service to you? 136 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:45,920 Mister, uh, uh, mister, uh.. 137 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,750 Uh, Harkness. H.H. Harkness. 138 00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:52,580 Harkness Oil, Harkness Steel and of course, Harkness Copper. 139 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:56,490 Well, a big hello to each and every one of you. 140 00:07:59,670 --> 00:08:02,410 I'll be stayin' in your town overnight, due to the fact 141 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,240 that my limousine was wrecked. 142 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:08,290 I'd like to use your bank vault for some storage for one night. 143 00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:10,290 I see. 144 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:12,730 What size box would you require? 145 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:15,340 A little-bitty box? Medium size box? 146 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:17,160 - The whole vault. - Oh, the whole vault. 147 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:18,380 'Mm-hmm.' 148 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:21,560 The whole vault!? 149 00:08:21,650 --> 00:08:25,960 You... well, well, well. Let me see now. 150 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,960 That could be very expensive. 151 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:31,090 Would 25,000 cover all your expenses, sir? 152 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:34,660 $25,000? 153 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:37,360 For the one night? 154 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,750 Is that amount acceptable, Mr. Hogg? 155 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:45,930 Siree, that's not only acceptable, it's accepted. 156 00:08:50,890 --> 00:08:52,770 My, oh my! 157 00:08:54,290 --> 00:08:58,990 Say, what do you got in there that's so valuable? 158 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,430 A U-Haul oil well? 159 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:04,860 That's funny. 160 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:11,350 Is that... gold? 161 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:15,440 I-I-I mean, uh, gold, gold? 162 00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:18,400 20 bars, worth a 150,000 a piece 163 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:21,190 for a grand total of $3 million. 164 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,670 Ghkuh-ghkuh. $3 million dollars. 165 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:27,800 That's an awful lot of illegal parking tickets, Boss. 166 00:09:27,890 --> 00:09:30,370 Rosco, go write someone one of them parking tickets 167 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:33,150 and get lost, will you? 168 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,200 Well, you see, sir, I was, uh, transferrin' 169 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:37,240 some of my bullion, from my Houston bank? 170 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:39,290 - Uh-huh. - To a new bank down in Atlanta. 171 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:42,210 I don't trust those armored cars. I just trust my own men. 172 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,770 Uh-huh. 173 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:46,170 Sir, you think my gold will be safe here? 174 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,780 Oh, yes, sir. Heh heh. 175 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:51,080 As safe as a possum up a mile-high pine tree. 176 00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:55,000 - Then we have a deal. - We certainly do have one. 177 00:09:55,090 --> 00:10:00,880 Mister, um, $25,000 for the one night. Now, that was our deal. 178 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,710 Good. 179 00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:05,320 Then, sign here. 180 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,450 I'll just get the vault open. And then.. 181 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:12,500 Sign here? Sign what here? 182 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:14,606 Oh, it's just a promissory note, obligates you and your bank 183 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:16,460 to my $3 million in gold. 184 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:19,460 But you have my word on that, sir. 185 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:21,460 I'd rather have your signature, sir. 186 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:24,810 But my word is bindin', sir. 187 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:28,300 Not as binding as your signature, sir. 188 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:32,780 You sure drive a hard bargain. 189 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:34,520 - I'll just.. - Ooh! Ooh! 190 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:43,570 It's just that I'd never seen gold, I mean, real gold before. 191 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:46,310 'I mean, I've-I've seen gold, I mean, I got gold.' 192 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,060 'I got gold in my, uh, chompers.' 193 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:51,880 'Now, you can, uh, look in there, now, it's a lot.' 194 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:05,460 Boss is offerin' H.H. Harkness the use of his deluxe loan car. 195 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:09,510 A deluxe suite at his hotel and an invite to a deluxe lunch 196 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,380 at the Boars Nest. 197 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,820 You know, the smell of big money could turn Boss 198 00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:17,430 from a hog into a pussy cat. 199 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:21,090 Now, I smell a con, and you smell a con. 200 00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:22,920 Then why you reckon Boss can't? 201 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,920 Rosco, why in the world would them Duke boys 202 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:29,360 my sworn enemies, do me such a good deed? 203 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:33,800 Bringin' me 25,000 samolians on a gold platter. 204 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,450 'I smell somethin' fishy.' 205 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:37,280 Mm-hmm, that's the smell. 206 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,890 Like a fish in the sun. 207 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,190 Oooh! 208 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:44,760 Or, somethin' just as bright and shiny.. 209 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:46,810 That's it, Rosco, I've hit it! 210 00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:51,380 How you doin' over there? 211 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,690 Rosco, this is clear as spring water. 212 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:59,130 Them Duke boys set this whole thing up. 213 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:03,000 They wrecked that limo. They brought Mister, uh.. 214 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,700 - The Texan! - Texan! 215 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:06,480 - What's-his-name to the bank. - Mm-hmm. 216 00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:09,920 They intend to get their hands on that $3 million in gold. 217 00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,960 Why, those thievin' Dukes, I'll just... 218 00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:15,580 Oh, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush... big mouth. 219 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:17,190 - Now, listen. - Hmm. 220 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,970 You go and arrest them Duke boys and lock 'em up. 221 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:22,410 Get 'em off the streets until them Texans leave town 222 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,060 or take their gold with them. 223 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:27,590 Oh, wait. B-boss, I-I'm gonna arrest 'em 224 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,240 but I-I need some grounds. 225 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:30,640 - Grounds? - Mm-hmm, grounds. 226 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,486 - That's what you need? - I need some grounds. 227 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:37,120 You got $3 million grounds right now. 228 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:39,510 Ooh! I have, haven't I? 229 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,990 I'll get 'em, I'll get 'em, and I'm goin'. 230 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:47,130 'Sherriff?' 231 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,740 'This here's me, the deputy.' 232 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,870 'Your deputy, Enos.' 233 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,140 'I'm gonna slip around the back.' 234 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:55,620 'Goin'.' 235 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,300 Alright, attention in the farm house. 236 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,600 This is your sheriff.. 237 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:25,170 - Rosco. - Under arrest? 238 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,950 - What's he doin'? - I don't know. 239 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,170 Alright, Bo and Luke Duke, I want you to come out 240 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,480 with your hands up now, 'cause I'm arrestin' ya. 241 00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:35,050 For what, Rosco? What's the charge this time? 242 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:37,570 The charge is reckless drivin', runnin' that limousine 243 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:40,270 'off the road and harassin' the tourists.' 244 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,320 Get out from front of that window. 245 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,060 You don't know what he's gonna do. Rosco! 246 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,020 I'm not kiddin', you come out here. 247 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,370 That was them other fellas fault. 248 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:52,460 - 'I was there and I'd seen it.' - Jesse, you old goat. 249 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,500 Now, listen, you know those boys are gonna pull the biggest heist 250 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:57,550 in history and I know all about it. 251 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,990 'Now, I want 'em to come on out. Come on out, now!' 252 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:04,990 - What heist's he talkin' about? - I ain't got no idea at all. 253 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,380 I'll bet you potatoes to turnips 254 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:10,130 that J.D. Hogg has put him up to this 255 00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:12,260 and they're settin' you fellas up for somethin' bad. 256 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,960 We sure ain't gonna find out if we're sittin' in jail. 257 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,650 Yeah, let's go out this way. 258 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,400 'I've waited long enough. Now listen.' 259 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,490 If you're not out here by the count of three 260 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,270 I'm gonna come in and get ya. 261 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,790 You hear me? I'm gonna count to three and I'm past two. 262 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,150 Oh, no, you don't, Rosco. 263 00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:31,710 Not without wipin' off your feet first. 264 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,110 'You're not trackin' up my house.' 265 00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:39,240 'Rosco! Now, why don't you just put your gun away?' 266 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:43,720 'Settle down. Come on in here and let's talk this over.' 267 00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:45,680 I'll build you a sandwich. 268 00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:49,560 I don't want no sandwich, Jesse. I want both tho.. 269 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,730 What kinda sandwich? 270 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:55,350 I ain't got time to socialize with you now, Uncle Jesse. 271 00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:57,870 'Come on, now, and send them boys out here.' 272 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,440 It's hot out here, and I'm standin' in this sun. 273 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,920 And I ain't gonna do it much longer now. 274 00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:04,750 'I'm gonna make my move. I'm gonna..' 275 00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:06,270 'I've got you surrounded.' 276 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,750 'Now, I've given you enough time now.' 277 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:14,490 It's past dinner. Alright, listen. 278 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,580 I'm gonna give you one more chance, and then I'm comin' in. 279 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:23,680 Freeze! Freeze! 280 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,820 Well, you can't say this rat killin' 281 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,380 ain't off to a bang-up beginnin'. 282 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,790 Aw, succotash! 283 00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:04,760 Enos, you dipstick! 284 00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:08,200 What're ya hidin' in the hay for? Get back in there! 285 00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,090 Watch it. 286 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,310 I'm watchin'. 287 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:36,360 They're still chasin' us. We're in trouble. 288 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:40,490 We're in trouble. 289 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:43,930 Alright, Enos, hold 'er steady and we got 'em! 290 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,280 If you say so, sir. 291 00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:48,240 Got any bright ideas? 292 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,810 - I can't watch. - Me neither. 293 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,160 Ooh, ooh. 294 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,300 I don't know about you, cousin, but I'm gettin' sick 295 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:03,950 and dang tired of bein' chased by Rosco. 296 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,480 Especially when we don't know what we're bein' chased for. 297 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,740 Yeah. Seems like a raw deal. Even for Rosco. 298 00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,130 I guess it's time to try a little general 299 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,530 Gibb Stewart philosophy, "Assault the attacker." 300 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:18,100 Ye-aa-hoo! 301 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,670 You goin' campin', Mr. Hogg? 302 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,150 No, no, no. It's just that them Duke boys are on the loose. 303 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,850 I'm sure you've heard of them. Up to no good, very dangerous. 304 00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:35,510 Therefore, I intend to sit right here all through the night 305 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:38,680 and personally guard your gold. 306 00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:40,420 Ah! 307 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:43,210 Rosco, get your hands off this, can't you? 308 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,690 Now just get out there and guard the front door. 309 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:47,780 - Yes, sir. I'm goin'. - You too. 310 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:55,350 - Mr. Hogg, you forgettin'? - What? 311 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,270 Why, you invited me to lunch, sir. 312 00:17:57,350 --> 00:18:01,180 Lunch? Oh, the responsibility of guardin' your gold 313 00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:03,620 has driven away my appetite. 314 00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:06,190 Well, I thought we could discuss the possibilities 315 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,890 of you handling all of my banking business. 316 00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:12,540 All of your banking business? Well, why me? 317 00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:15,760 After all, I'm just a little old simple country banker. 318 00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:17,630 I think you might have hit on somethin'. 319 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,030 You see, the larger banks in the larger cities 320 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:23,290 have an obligation to report certain transactions to the... 321 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:25,080 To the government, eh? 322 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,120 Like the banking commission? 323 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:29,690 You are a bright man, Mr. Hogg. 324 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:31,870 Yeah! 325 00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:35,610 I can see that you and I are both of the same mind, sir. 326 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:39,920 We know that what they don't know won't hurt us. 327 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,140 - About our luncheon, sir? - Oh, yes, our lunch. 328 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:46,750 I think I hear my stomach startin' to rumble just now. 329 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,320 Rosco, Rosco, come back in here, will you? 330 00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,360 'I'm comin', I'm comin'.' 331 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:54,540 I'm goin' to lunch. Now, you and Enos stay here. 332 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:56,500 Don't move. 333 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:59,680 Don't worry, Mr. Hogg. We don't need any help. 334 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,980 Well, you're gonna get it, just the same. 335 00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:04,590 And when I finish lunch, I'm comin' back. 336 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,470 I'm gonna sit sure that everything goes right here. 337 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,860 So I want you all to stand guard meanwhile. 338 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:13,300 Now, Rosco, you watch Buck. Buck, you watch Dusty. 339 00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:15,740 And Dusty, you watch Enos. And Enos, you watch Rosco. 340 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,480 And when I get back, I'm gonna watch all of you. 341 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,050 Uh, Mister.. 342 00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:25,960 Now, you got that, Enos? Now, I watch him and you watch him.. 343 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:29,660 You, Enos, you watch him. He's a little bit bigger. 344 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,270 You know, only in Hazzard County 345 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,320 could a fellow have to prove he's innocent 346 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:36,670 of a crime that ain't even been committed yet. 347 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,590 Since the boys had to stay out of sight 348 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,200 they figured they'd be where nobody was lookin'. 349 00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:01,430 And since the boys needed an ally 350 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,310 they decided to drop in on Cooter. 351 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:11,360 Y'all done scared my dog. I felt the attic rats were after me. 352 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,840 - Hey, Cooter. - Alright. 353 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,230 Cooter, we just can't seem to pick our friends. 354 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,840 You got any idea why Harkness was so hot to meet Boss Hogg? 355 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:21,850 No, but I'll tell you one thing. 356 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,630 That accident, it wasn't no accident. 357 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,720 That old axle had been about hacksawed about in half. 358 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,370 Are you sure about that Cooter? 359 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:30,810 Yeah, I'm sure. Not only that. 360 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,860 There was somethin' very heavy in the trunk. 361 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,860 - Well, what was it? - I don't know. 362 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:37,430 They hauled it to the bank 'fore I could look at it. 363 00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:39,210 I wouldn't mind knowing either. 364 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,650 Rosco claims we're fixin' to pull the biggest bank heist 365 00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,300 in Hazzard history. 366 00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:46,350 It sounds to me, he's fixin' to pull the biggest frame up 367 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,780 in all of Hazzard County history. 368 00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:50,310 Hi, Luke. Hi, Bo. 369 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,740 Say, Cooter, Sheriff wants to know 370 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:54,700 when Mr. Harkness car's gonna be ready. 371 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:57,450 Possum on a gumbush. Y'all under arrest now. 372 00:20:57,530 --> 00:20:59,270 What's the charge, Enos? 373 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,320 You gotta ask the sheriff that. 374 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,670 I gotta run y'all in. I'm sorry, boys. 375 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,060 Well, we're awful sorry too, Enos. Ain't we, Bo? 376 00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:08,670 Oh, yes, sir. We sure are sorry, Enos. 377 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,370 Or else like Uncle Jesse says 378 00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:12,110 it's better to be safe than sorry. 379 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,200 It sure is. Here you go, Enos. 380 00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:17,290 'Stop, y'all are under arrest! I'll shoot! I'll shoot!' 381 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,780 Stop! Y'all stop! Ding-dang sheriff! 382 00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:29,430 What? Enos! Catch 'em! Freeze! 383 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,260 Stop blowing that whistle, they're not dogs! 384 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:33,700 Freeze! Freeze! 385 00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:44,710 Uh! 386 00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:52,590 Enos, come back! You dipstick, I'm supposed to be in front. 387 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:15,610 In order to impress his visitor Boss shut the Boars Nest down. 388 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:19,220 Dressed Daisy up. And went whole Hogg. 389 00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:25,450 Sir, I certainly hope that you're enjoying 390 00:22:25,530 --> 00:22:29,280 this little touch of Hazzard County hospitality. 391 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,370 Mighty impressed, yes, sir. 392 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:33,720 - Chitlins and champagne. - Yeah. 393 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,670 I'll drink to that. 394 00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:54,480 Daisy, some more county yams for Mister.. 395 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,350 Uh, Mister.. 396 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,130 My soon-to-be business associate. 397 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:02,270 Comin' right up. 398 00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:11,230 Here you are, sir. 399 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,500 No, thank you, little darlin'. I've had quite enough. 400 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,540 'Food, that is.' 401 00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:21,110 Careful, Daisy, honey, the eyes of Texas are upon you. 402 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:30,290 Holy animal, what was that? 403 00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:33,600 Uh, probably just those big old rats in the kitchen again, Boss. 404 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,260 Excuse me, gentlemen. 405 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:44,920 What are you fellows doin'? 406 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,050 Rosco and Enos are tearing up the countryside lookin' for you. 407 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:49,970 And we're tryin' to figure out why. 408 00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:51,750 Now, we've been talkin' with Cooter. 409 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,880 It looks like it's got somethin' to do with Boss and them Texans. 410 00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:56,930 And whatever they got hidden in that limousine. 411 00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,060 - 'This is Rosco P. Coltrane..' - Shh. Come on. 412 00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:02,630 'You got your fat ears on, Boss? Come on.' 413 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,590 'That's my Sheriff.' 414 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,370 Good man. Probably callin' in to let me know everything's 415 00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:10,250 goin' along just fine. 416 00:24:10,330 --> 00:24:13,950 J.D. Hoggs here, Rosco. Go ahead, what's the good word? 417 00:24:14,030 --> 00:24:16,340 I just thought you'd like to know, Boss 418 00:24:16,430 --> 00:24:18,950 that I single-handed drove off the Duke gang 419 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,000 all by myself as they attacked the bank. 420 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,220 - 'Come on.' - Attacked the bank? I knew it. 421 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,700 My gold! Hogg, remember, you are responsible. 422 00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:28,270 What about the gold, Rosco? The gold. 423 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:30,350 'You don't have to worry about that, Boss.' 424 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,700 - 'They didn't get near it.' - Good. 425 00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:34,750 And, when you capture them Duke boys 426 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,970 just throw them in the slammer. Over. 427 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,670 Well, that's a negatory, little buddy. 428 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,240 Uh, in fact, they did escape. 429 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,590 But we're after 'em and we're gonna get 'em. Ghkuh-ghkuh. 430 00:24:44,670 --> 00:24:46,810 Alright, forget 'em, let 'em go. 431 00:24:46,890 --> 00:24:49,370 Just get yourself back to the bank, bonehead. 432 00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:53,160 And don't you move an inch. I'm on my way. 433 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,730 Just remember, Hogg. If anything happens to my gold 434 00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:57,470 you owe me $3 million dollars. 435 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,860 I remember. 436 00:24:59,950 --> 00:25:03,170 So that's what boss is up to, they had gold in that trunk. 437 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:07,090 And Boss is bent out of shape because he's responsible for it. 438 00:25:07,170 --> 00:25:09,000 - We better get goin', Bo. - Where to? 439 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,700 The bank. Somethin' happens to that gold 440 00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:14,270 it could mean up to 20 years for somebody. 441 00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:17,360 - Let's make sure it ain't us. - For once. 442 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,880 - Now, you take care, fellas. - 'Don't we always?' 443 00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:40,950 Hello, Boss. 444 00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:43,380 Oh, can it, I got to check out this vault. 445 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,000 - What's goin' on here? - Possum on a gumbush. 446 00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:56,570 My gold, it's gone. 447 00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:59,920 No! This is the Saturday end. 448 00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:01,970 You two supreme dodos of all time 449 00:26:02,050 --> 00:26:05,970 have let the Duke boys get away with $3 million. 450 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:08,410 You better be prepared to make good for it, Hogg. 451 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,280 What happened, Buck? Who did it? 452 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:13,720 I don't know, H.H. A couple of guys slugged us from behind. 453 00:26:13,810 --> 00:26:16,460 - I couldn't see who they were. - I know who it was. 454 00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:19,640 Rosco, I want them Duke boys, dead or alive. 455 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,380 If you ask me, I don't think the Dukes stole it. 456 00:26:22,470 --> 00:26:24,080 Nobody asked you, dipstick. 457 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,040 I bet my soul, those Duke boys would steal that gold. 458 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,690 And so they did. 459 00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:31,080 Well, there they are. Why don't we ask 'em? 460 00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,910 Hmm, I hope that Texas dude ain't as good as hitting people 461 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,870 as he is at shootin' whiskey bottles. 462 00:26:40,830 --> 00:26:43,440 Ah! 463 00:26:43,530 --> 00:26:45,880 Rosco, Enos, after 'em! After 'em! 464 00:26:45,970 --> 00:26:49,010 I want them greedy gold-grabbin' Dukes! 465 00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:51,760 Get 'em, or I'm ruined. 466 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,720 You know, I figure that Texas fellow missed on purpose. 467 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,720 No reason to shoot at the only folks he can blame. 468 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,630 Sorry, Mr. Terwilliger, I just.. 469 00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:47,460 Enos, will you back it up, you dipstick? Back it up! 470 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,870 Who took that gold anyway? 471 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,310 I reckon it's a toss-up between Boss and them Texans. 472 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:07,220 We gotta find out fast, before we end up in the state pen. 473 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:11,100 Or the county morgue the way them Texans like to shoot off. 474 00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:14,530 Bo and Luke come in. Do you hear me? This is your Uncle Jesse. 475 00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:16,540 I got you, Jesse. Talk to me. 476 00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:19,320 There's a certain fellow that's got somethin' big for you. 477 00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:20,980 Who's that? 478 00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:23,670 The only fellow that I know that can do anything 479 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,020 with a car that there is to do. 480 00:28:26,110 --> 00:28:30,380 It's Cooter. We got you, Uncle Jesse. That's a big 10-4. 481 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,470 Alright, hold on. 482 00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:02,280 Now, only Bo and Luke could pull into town 483 00:29:02,370 --> 00:29:05,240 in a big orange car with a big "01" on it. 484 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,150 And sneak across the roofs to get to Cooters'. 485 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:12,290 The reason it works is nobody in Hazzard ever looks up. 486 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:14,940 They might get hit by somethin' on the ground. 487 00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:20,820 Ahh, ahhh, ahhhh! 488 00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:23,520 Shoot fire. 489 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,000 You want me to cut y'all a hole up there in the ceiling? 490 00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:29,650 Cooter, I'm sorry we had to drop in on you again 491 00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:32,050 but Jesse said you had somethin' big for us. 492 00:29:32,130 --> 00:29:35,350 Indeed I do. You'll feast your baby blues on this right here. 493 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,100 This is the state of Texas hot sheet. Stolen motor vehicles. 494 00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:40,060 - Mm-hmm. - Lookee right there. 495 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:45,360 Stretch limo, silver, same year, same model, Texas plates. 496 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,540 And it is true the numbers don't match 497 00:29:47,630 --> 00:29:49,930 but I got a feelin' these here rhinestone cowboys 498 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,940 are trying to cover somethin' up. 499 00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:54,460 I think I catch your drift, Cooter. 500 00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:56,460 Let's take a look. 501 00:29:56,550 --> 00:29:58,030 Let's see. 502 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,510 A little Luke Duke magic here. 503 00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:05,910 Here we go, come on. 504 00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:08,690 Yep, they was tryin' to cover somethin' up. 505 00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:12,780 Gentlemen, this here is the same limousine. 506 00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:16,180 Would you look at that? 507 00:30:16,270 --> 00:30:18,090 - Frick and frack. - Uh-huh. 508 00:30:24,970 --> 00:30:27,410 They're hopping in that loan car that Boss gave 'em. 509 00:30:27,490 --> 00:30:29,410 Heading out of town without Harkness. 510 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,450 Wonder what 'em dudes is up to? 511 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,800 I ain't sure, but it's time to find out. 512 00:30:33,890 --> 00:30:35,550 - Come on. - Got it. 513 00:30:35,630 --> 00:30:38,200 Keep between the ditches. 514 00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:42,180 Rosco and Enos have a great sense of time, showing up again. 515 00:31:43,270 --> 00:31:45,880 Would you look at that? 516 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,750 - Ain't no livestock in there. - Hang on. 517 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,880 'Request permission to come aboard.' 518 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,410 You know, I bet if Enos and Rosco follow the Dukes 519 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:00,150 into that truck, they're still gonna lose them. 520 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:20,820 Trucker, listen, did you see a vehicle go roaring by here? 521 00:32:20,910 --> 00:32:24,310 It was orange, had an "01" on it and a rebel flag on the top. 522 00:32:24,390 --> 00:32:26,400 Ain't nothin' been by here in an hour. 523 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,920 Oh, oh. Well, thank you anyway. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. 524 00:32:31,010 --> 00:32:33,360 Listen, get this rig off the side of the road 525 00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:35,620 or I'll give you a ticket. 526 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,190 The way that rear end was bottoming out 527 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,890 they must have both Boss and Lulu in there. Come on. 528 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:41,300 Who'd thought it'd be this easy, eh, Dusty? 529 00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:43,950 Especially, the first time out. 530 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,170 Oh. 531 00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:48,260 Harkness was right. 532 00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:52,520 There's a whole world of suckers out there just waitin' on us. 533 00:33:52,610 --> 00:33:54,530 I can't believe how perfect everything worked. 534 00:33:54,610 --> 00:33:58,100 I mean, rustling that limousine 535 00:33:58,180 --> 00:34:01,190 then that fake accident with them two rubes. 536 00:34:01,270 --> 00:34:03,540 By now, Harkness has probably got that old Hogg 537 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:05,540 roasting over a barbeque. 538 00:34:09,670 --> 00:34:11,370 Come on, best be gettin' back. 539 00:34:37,270 --> 00:34:39,620 So, that's their angle. 540 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:42,440 They stole their own gold so Boss would have to come up 541 00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:44,050 with the $3 million recovery. 542 00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:46,100 But I don't understand why they're gonna leave 543 00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:48,930 $3 million dollars in gold out in the middle of the woods. 544 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,060 I got me a hunch. Let me se that. 545 00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:54,800 Lead. 546 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,290 Those guys are crookeder than Old Mount Parron Road. 547 00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:04,030 Well, we better get goin', boy. Grab one of 'em bars. 548 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,560 We gotta fill Boss in on this before the rap comes down on us. 549 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,250 You got that right. 550 00:35:35,890 --> 00:35:38,670 Hey, wait a minute. Why are we running, Bo? 551 00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:42,110 Luke, Rosco is chasing us! 552 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,510 Yeah, but we're on his side this time. 553 00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:46,420 We got the evidence, right? 554 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:51,690 I apologize. 555 00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:55,600 Anytime my foot hears a siren, it goes right to the floor. 556 00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:58,820 I can't believe it. I think I got 'em. 557 00:35:58,910 --> 00:36:02,220 I think I got 'em. I got 'em! This time I really got 'em. 558 00:36:02,310 --> 00:36:03,570 Yee-hoo! 559 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:13,800 I gotcha! Ha ha! 560 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,840 Freeze! 561 00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:18,450 Freeze it! Freeze it! 562 00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:22,330 - Easy with that pea shooter. - Alright. Alright. Spread 'em. 563 00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:24,370 Have you been watching TV again? 564 00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:26,420 Don't give me any lip. Now spread 'em. 565 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,110 I caught you, didn't I, huh? 566 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,680 I been after ya all this time, finally wore you down. 567 00:36:30,770 --> 00:36:32,640 Now I caught ya. Ghkuh-ghkuh. 568 00:36:32,730 --> 00:36:34,770 Rosco, we let you catch us because we're... 569 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:37,520 You're not gonna talk your way out of it this time. 570 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,390 Now, just stand away car, 'cause I'm gonna search it. 571 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,570 Ooh, ooh, Judas priest on a pony. 572 00:36:43,650 --> 00:36:46,220 Oh, it's the gold. 573 00:36:46,310 --> 00:36:49,090 You boys really did steal this gold, didn't you? 574 00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:51,140 Listen, Rosco, I'm gonna talk slow so you... 575 00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:54,230 Hush. Now, you're not gonna slick talk your way out of this. 576 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,710 I want you two to get in the front seat of my car 577 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,150 and drive it, so I can sit in the back and keep you covered. 578 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,760 Rosco, you have been watching too much TV. 579 00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:06,720 - And you really ought to take... - Move it! 580 00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:09,460 Now, I'm serious this time. Now, just get on! 581 00:37:09,550 --> 00:37:11,900 You can't talk horse sense to a jackass. 582 00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:16,030 Ghkuh-ghkuh. I love it. I love it. 583 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,820 I've finally caught the Duke gang. 584 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:21,170 I can't wait to see the expression 585 00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:23,870 on Boss Hogg's fat little face. Ghkuh-ghkuh. 586 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,700 I ain't got $3 million dollars. 587 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:31,130 Mr. Hogg, all I know is, you signed this promissory note 588 00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,620 guaranteeing the safety of my gold. 589 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:36,750 And since my gold bars are no longer in your safe 590 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,970 and since I must leave for Houston immediately 591 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:41,450 I am demanding payment. 592 00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:42,710 - Now! - Yeah. 593 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,320 Right now! 594 00:37:44,410 --> 00:37:49,410 This is just a small town, and it's a small bank. 595 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:51,550 And I'm just a small man. 596 00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:57,940 Like I said, I ain't got $3 million. 597 00:37:58,030 --> 00:38:00,160 How much have you got? In cash. 598 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:01,510 In cash? 599 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,390 Well, I guess.. 600 00:38:04,470 --> 00:38:06,300 I could.. 601 00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:08,390 Possibly.. 602 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,960 Maybe.. 603 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,090 Uh, scrape up.. 604 00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:14,000 I don't know.. 605 00:38:14,090 --> 00:38:17,880 About... close to.. 606 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,530 $100,000. 607 00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:21,580 We'll take it as a down payment 608 00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:24,410 'since you did sign this promissory note.' 609 00:38:24,490 --> 00:38:26,020 Yes, so I did. 610 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,760 Mmm. Very tasty. 611 00:38:31,850 --> 00:38:36,200 How about seconds? Or thirds? I had a dozen copies made up. 612 00:38:36,290 --> 00:38:38,720 They'll stand up in any court in the land, Hogg. 613 00:38:41,730 --> 00:38:44,380 My $100,000. 614 00:38:44,470 --> 00:38:46,120 - 'Now!' - Uh! 615 00:38:49,210 --> 00:38:51,016 Oh, Uncle Jesse, that's really bothering you, isn't it? 616 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,740 No, no, no. 617 00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:55,870 Let's see if we can pick up Doc Willis. It's time he's back. 618 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,870 Now, there's no use bothering him. 619 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,140 He wouldn't know what to do anyway. 620 00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:02,970 Boss, have you and Enos got your ears on? 621 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:07,010 Because I have personally captured the Duke gang. 622 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:11,100 I have single-handed solved the $3 million gold caper. 623 00:39:11,190 --> 00:39:13,280 - 'Come on.' - They got the boys. 624 00:39:13,370 --> 00:39:14,890 You sure about that, sheriff? 625 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:16,810 Of course, I'm sure, you dipstick. 626 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,070 I caught 'em with the goods. 627 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,810 I'm gonna be famous. Gonna be famous. 628 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,810 Probably get my picture on the cover 629 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:25,470 of Farm and Tractor magazine. 630 00:39:25,550 --> 00:39:28,860 The boys need our help, let's get goin'. 631 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,970 This is the worst day of my life. 632 00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:50,060 Well, Mr. Hogg, if the sheriff finds those gold bars 633 00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:52,710 this won't be costing you a penny. 634 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,630 From your lips to God's ear, Mister.. 635 00:39:57,890 --> 00:40:00,630 Uh, Mister.. 636 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:04,070 Harkness. H.H. Harkness. 637 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:07,070 'Get it?' 638 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,470 I got it. 639 00:40:19,870 --> 00:40:21,480 'Hey, Boss.' 640 00:40:21,570 --> 00:40:24,440 You ain't gonna believe it, but I caught the gold smugglers. 641 00:40:24,530 --> 00:40:26,480 You mean it really was the dukes? 642 00:40:26,570 --> 00:40:28,010 'You sure?' 643 00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:29,920 Cool hand Coltrane did it again. 644 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:33,100 Hey, it's the gold! Heh heh heh. 645 00:40:33,190 --> 00:40:35,230 - I'll take that back, sir. - Nobody move! 646 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,150 - No, no! - Up against the wall. 647 00:40:37,230 --> 00:40:39,280 Don't be mad, Mr. Harkness. Sheriff's got the gold. 648 00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:41,320 - Give it to 'em, sheriff. - Take it, Enos. 649 00:40:41,410 --> 00:40:42,980 Come on, boys, let's hightail it. 650 00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:45,420 First, let's make sure no one follows us. 651 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,510 So long, suckers. 652 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,470 Now, don't you worry why Hazzard folks 653 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,510 don't notice the shooting? 654 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,560 They didn't pay any attention to Sherman, either. 655 00:40:59,650 --> 00:41:02,610 And he burned the town. 656 00:41:02,690 --> 00:41:05,040 And to add insult to injury they're gettin' away 657 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,570 in Boss' deluxe courtesy limousine. 658 00:41:07,660 --> 00:41:09,660 You know, the only thing that they ain't done 659 00:41:09,740 --> 00:41:11,700 is steal Boss' fat wife, Lulu. 660 00:41:11,790 --> 00:41:14,750 Enos, after them. We're not gonna let 'em shoot up our town. 661 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,190 - Yes, sir. - Let 'em go, Rosco. 662 00:41:16,270 --> 00:41:17,710 - Let 'em go. - What? 663 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,620 Let them turkeys keep my case. 664 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:22,890 - I'll just keep their gold. - Boss, that ain't gold. 665 00:41:22,970 --> 00:41:27,110 I'll give $100,000 to get $3 million any day of the week. 666 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,500 - What did you say? - All I said was that... 667 00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:32,900 You wouldn't be playing tricks on an old man, now, would you? 668 00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:35,420 It ain't gold, Boss. It's lead. 669 00:41:35,510 --> 00:41:36,900 - Lead? - Lead? 670 00:41:36,990 --> 00:41:38,470 Lead. 671 00:41:40,690 --> 00:41:42,080 Damn! 672 00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:44,950 Rosco, Enos, after 'em. They got my money. 673 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,040 But Boss, we got flat tires. 674 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:50,610 Flat tires or fallen arches, you go get me my money back. 675 00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:56,880 And you, too, or I'll send ya up the river. 676 00:41:56,970 --> 00:41:59,050 Boss, we told you who the swindlers were. 677 00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:01,490 Yeah, yeah, and you brought them swindlers to me, too. 678 00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:03,450 That makes you accessories to the crime. 679 00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:05,580 And if you don't help catch 'em 680 00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:07,630 I'll make sure you Dukes get 20 years. 681 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,760 - Daisy, can we borrow your car? - Let's go. 682 00:42:09,850 --> 00:42:12,020 - Bo. - We're going with you. 683 00:42:12,110 --> 00:42:15,590 Help me put this. Put that thing down! 684 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,380 Now, you, get around here. You expect me to do a-all this? 685 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:41,970 'Hold on now, y'all gonna join the Hazzard County Air Force.' 686 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,940 Oh, put it on, now. What are you waiting for? 687 00:42:54,020 --> 00:42:56,500 - It's got... - Oh, get it in there. 688 00:42:56,590 --> 00:42:58,500 Ain't you ever done this before, Enos? 689 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:13,130 Buck, let's get 'em. 690 00:43:23,090 --> 00:43:26,490 - We're sittin' ducks! - Take some evasive action, Bo. 691 00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:28,670 'I'm trying. I'm trying.' 692 00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:36,890 'Bo, you're making me seasick.' 693 00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:41,330 Road bend ahead. 694 00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:43,640 'Keep it straight. Keep it straight.' 695 00:43:52,690 --> 00:43:55,870 Daisy, I'm afraid your car is dead. 696 00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:59,300 - We ain't in much better shape. - No, we ain't. 697 00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:02,440 The Texans are gone, and all of Boss Hogg's money is gone. 698 00:44:02,530 --> 00:44:04,480 Before he finds us, we better be gone. 699 00:44:04,570 --> 00:44:06,180 Oh! 700 00:44:06,270 --> 00:44:07,570 Doc Willis! 701 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:09,100 Woo-ho-ho-ho! 702 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:11,530 - Hey, hold on. - I don't want to go with him. 703 00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:13,800 Come on, Uncle Jesse. 704 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:17,930 - Daisy, Bo, Luke? - Hey. 705 00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:19,980 Hey, Jesse, you came out to meet me. 706 00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:22,020 That tooth must be givin' you a fit. 707 00:44:22,110 --> 00:44:23,680 - Eh, no. It's.. - Excuse me, doc. 708 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,640 We need to borrow your vehicle. 709 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,746 - Bo, what's happening here? - We're gonna explain later. 710 00:44:27,770 --> 00:44:29,770 - Come on, hop in. - But it's my vehicle. 711 00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:32,120 Leave it, Bo. Go ahead. Come on, doc. 712 00:44:44,050 --> 00:44:46,440 Bo, keep her flying. We can cut 'em off. 713 00:44:46,530 --> 00:44:48,830 I know. What are we gonna do, then? 714 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,270 Yeah. How do we stop 'em without getting shot up again? 715 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,180 I don't know. 716 00:44:53,270 --> 00:44:54,710 Alcohol! 717 00:44:57,620 --> 00:45:00,410 What are you doing? That's my sterilizing alcohol. 718 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,410 Don't worry, doc, we'll replace everything. 719 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,500 You're not gonna drink it, are you? 720 00:45:04,590 --> 00:45:06,370 Well, your moonshine's one thing, Jesse 721 00:45:06,460 --> 00:45:09,640 but a Molotov cocktail might be a little hard to swallow. 722 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,380 'Hard to swallow? That stuff's so hard to get.' 723 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:14,080 'You need a license to use it.' 724 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,860 You gotta put 'em in the little hole! 725 00:45:42,630 --> 00:45:44,760 'Hey, the Dukes are in that bus.' 726 00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:05,000 Now, they... got me mad. 727 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,910 Luke, can't you get any closer? Go, Bo. 728 00:46:15,610 --> 00:46:16,960 Light it up. 729 00:46:18,790 --> 00:46:20,710 Alright, here goes nothing. 730 00:46:33,110 --> 00:46:35,070 Those crazy rubes are bombing us. 731 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,200 Step on it, Dusty. 732 00:46:38,290 --> 00:46:40,070 I'm trying, man. This thing's a clunker. 733 00:46:50,610 --> 00:46:52,220 Doggone it! 734 00:46:52,300 --> 00:46:55,130 The third one has gotta be the charm, Luke. 735 00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:57,830 It better be. 736 00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,700 'I'll land this one right on their engine.' 737 00:47:00,790 --> 00:47:02,840 - 'Here goes nothing.' - Come on, Luke. 738 00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:06,930 Step on it, Dusty. 739 00:47:20,330 --> 00:47:23,550 Come on out. Come on. 740 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,730 Which is how the Dukes with the help of Doc Willis 741 00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:28,600 caught three Texas swindlers. 742 00:47:30,990 --> 00:47:33,430 Or made it easy for the law to catch 'em. 743 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,870 Where is it? Where.. 744 00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:49,800 Boss Hogg got his money back and was so grateful 745 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,580 to the Duke boys, he paid all of Jesse's dental bills. 746 00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:54,890 And as long as Boss was paying 747 00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:58,630 doc put in four fillings, three gold inlays and a new bridge.. 748 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,940 Across a creek in front of his house. 749 00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:03,810 And as for doc, that was his last job. 750 00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:07,340 Being a dentist was just too dang dull for him now. 751 00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:10,950 When last heard from, he was trying to find an RV drag race. 752 00:48:11,030 --> 00:48:14,040 So, I guess you could rightfully say that in the end 753 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:18,040 Jesse ornery tooth saved old Boss Hogg $3 million dollars. 754 00:48:18,130 --> 00:48:20,040 Which proves that there ain't no telling 755 00:48:20,130 --> 00:48:21,920 how things are going to connect.. 756 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,050 With the Dukes of Hazzard. 757 00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:12,010 'Ghkuh-ghkuh.'